Dirty confession time! I know you love dirty confession time. It’s like a tabloid, only the juicy gossip isn’t Britney Spears surviving 2007. It’s me surviving Paleo food and cooking!
Before making this recipe I had never tried the whole mashed cauliflower nonsense. I was like “That is NOT going to taste like mashed potatoes so go sell crazy somewhere else.” Yes, this is what I thought. Can you believe it? So finally I broke down and tried it. I had to!
I really miss my loaded mashed potatoes that I used to make Pre-Paleo. They were so good! Lots of butter, bacon, French’s Fried Onions, garlic…mmmm I could go on and on.
But now I don’t have to because I transformed my old Loaded Mashed Potato recipe and traded it in for a Loaded Cauliflower recipe – one with ALL the same fixings! Except instead of the French’s brand onion rings I made some onion rings out of coconut flour.
This recipe came out AMAZING you guys! AMAZING! Except for one little unforeseen hiccup… More dirty confessions?! Today is your lucky day.
So apparently when you pair raw garlic with mashed cauliflower some sort of reaction occurs and it’s UNEATABLE! (is that even a word?) The point is you can’t eat it!
The garlic flavor becomes so insanely intense that it burns your throat, stomach, and nose hairs. Good times. The first time I thought I just added too much garlic since the cauliflower isn’t as dense as potatoes. So the second time I added only 1/2 of a small clove. It was still the garlic ring of fire! In fact I’m still burping up garlic (serious).
Finally I had to go back to Paleo Stage Number 4 – Googling. After some research I was super happy to know I’m not the only person that this has happened to, but I can’t seem to find an explanation for it.
Why didn’t anyone tell me?!
It turns out if you want to add garlic flavor to this recipe you can either use garlic salt (which I did because no way am I going through that torture again). Or you can cook your garlic first by roasting and you shouldn’t have the same reaction.
Who says you can’t have fun with Paleo after you WOD?
Okay that’s all the dirty confessions I have…for now.
Paleo Loaded Mashed Cauliflower
*Makes 1 large or 2 small servings
5 Pieces of Bacon
4 large Yellow Onion slices (for top Onion Ring garnish)
1 Small Cauliflower (or half of a large one)
1/4 cup of Coconut Flour
3 Tbs. of KerryGold Grass-Fed Butter
2 Tbs. of chopped Green Onions (for garnish)
Sea Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
Garlic Salt to taste (or you can add roasted or cooked chopped garlic)
- Cut the cauliflower florets off of the head and put them in a microwave safe dish. Microwave for 5 minutes or until tender and translucent. You can also steam your cauliflower florets if you prefer.
- In a food processor add the cooked cauliflower florets and butter. Process until you have a smooth mashed potato like consistency, scrapping down the sides as needed.
- Now add your seasonings, the sea salt, pepper, and garlic salt. Add a few dashes of each, puree, and then taste test adding more as needed until you reach the desired amount.
- Transfer the mashed cauliflower into a large bowl and set aside. Now cook your bacon slices. When you have finished cooking the bacon chop it up into bacon bits and set aside. Keep the bacon drippings for the next step below.
- Grab two small bowls or Tupperware containers. In one put the coconut flour and in the other put the egg. Use a fork to beat the egg. Now take your large yellow onion slices and dip them in the egg, completely coating each side, then dip in the coconut flour. Gently place the battered onion ring into the pan with your bacon drippings and fry on med-low heat until golden, using tongs to flip.
- Now it’s time to load your potatoes! Grab the large bowl with the mashed cauliflower and mix in the chopped green onions and bacon bits. Then garnish with the onion rings on top and eat up!
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